Bigfoot — A Redneck Alien? (Revisited) All this alien talk in the news made me revisit a theory I came up with years ago: Bigfoot is a redneck alien. I know that sounds absurd. But stay with me. This theory was born years ago when a shadowy figure appeared in news reports from a Mars Rover image that looked suspiciously like Sasquatch strolling across the red planet. Coincidence? I think not. And now UFOs and Orbs are showing up on cameras everywhere. Yet no one ever seems to catch them landing. Why? Because they are plopping down in remote forests, where Bigfoot can quietly step off the ship unseen, unphotographed, and apparently unbothered. The creature with many names—Bigfoot, Yeti, Sasquatch—never leaves much proof of his existence. Plenty of eyewitnesses. Lots of footprints. One famously shaky 1967 Patterson-Gimlin film. But where is the clear trail-camera footage? Hunters catch deer. Hunters catch raccoons. Hunters catch possums scratchin...