FAKE INTELLIGENCE I haven’t always been a dumb blonde. I was born a smart brunette. I got really good grades growing up. I could program a VCR to record a television series months ahead. But it seems all my life I have been faking my intelligence. They say Artificial Intelligence is changing the world. Some say, like the Terminator, it will eventually become so smart that it realizes we humans are just a useless resource. Then it will eliminate us. AI can write college papers, diagnosis diseases and create music so believable that recently a non-human made the top Christian album list. My so-called intelligence spent twenty minutes looking for my readers before checking the top of my head. AI can translate twelve languages. I still say “thingamajig” because I can’t remember the word “spatula.” AI remembers everything I have told it. I walk into a room six times before remembering why I went there. AI can summarize a 400-page book in a moment while I re...