The mysteries of a woman’s purse
Do not, I repeat, do NOT touch a woman’s handbag. Not only will you have to defend yourself from an outraged female but you may encounter bacteria exposure like you have never been exposed to before. Germy, cluttered, and packed with secrets are all a part of the ingredients that create the woman’s must have accessory --her purse. What is in a woman’s purse? What does it say about the character or personality of the woman? Do you trust a woman with a tiny bag? I mean, how does she get everything she needs in there? What about the suitcase woman, toting a Godzilla-sized skinned alligator stuffed with heaven knows what! You might find what’s left of her husband in there! That isn't an original thought, if you have ever watched the quirky and funny movie, Crazy in Alabama with Melanie Griffith and Lucas Black then you watched her carry her dead husband’s head in her purse which was really a hatbox. Never fear, no one could smell the decaying corpse because the sealed tight ...